Friday, October 19, 2001

I try not to read all the crap that people send, re: the awful stuff going on right now, but I take my hat off to Dave, whoever he is, who has responded to this stupid letter regarding the number 11. Read it all, it isn't another dull chain letter designed to irritate.

Later...

Original Letter:
The date of the attack: 9/11 - 9 + 1 + 1 = 11
September 11th is the 254th day of the year: 2 + 5 + 4 = 11
After September 11th there are 111 days left to the end of the year.
119 is the area code to Iraq/Iran. 1 + 1 + 9 = 11
Twin Towers - standing side by side, looks like the number 11
The first plane to hit the towers was Flight 11
I Have More....... State of New York - The 11th State added to the Union
New York City - 11 Letters
Afghanistan - 11 Letters
The Pentagon - 11 Letters
Ramzi Yousef - 11 Letters (convicted or orchestrating the attack at the WTC
in 1993)
Flight 11 - 92 on board - 9 + 2 = 11
Flight 77 - 65 on board - 6 + 5 = 11

Dave's response:

Oh my God! How worried should I be? There are 11 letters in the name "David
Pawson!" I'm going into hiding NOW. See you in a few weeks.

Wait a sec ... just realized "YOU CAN'T HIDE" also has 11 letters! What am
I gonna do?
Help me!!! The terrorists are after me! ME! I can't believe it! Oh crap,
there must be someplace on the planet Earth I could hide!

But no .."PLANET EARTH" has 11 letters, too! Maybe Nostradamus can help me.
But dare I trust him? There are 11 letters in "NOSTRADAMUS." I know, the Red
Cross can help. No they can't... 11 letters in "THE RED CROSS," can't trust
them. I would
rely on self defense, but "SELF DEFENSE" has 11 letters in it, too! Can
someone help? Anyone? If so, send me email. No, don't... "SEND ME EMAIL"
has 11 letters.... Will this never end? I'm going insane! "GOING INSANE???"

Eleven letters!! Nooooooooooo!!!!!! I guess I'll die alone, even though
"I'LL DIE ALONE" has 11 letters..... Oh my God, I just realized that America
is doomed! Our Independence Day is July 4th ... 7/4 ... 7+4!

Dave

PS. "IT'S BULLSHIT" has 11 letters also.

Thursday, October 18, 2001

...thought this was worth passing on in case you fancied a weekend in front of the telly!!

TALEBAN T.V.
>
> 6.00 Gee-Had TV. Morning prayers.
>
> 8.30 Talitubbies. Talitubbies say "Ah-ah". Dipsy and Tinky-Winky repair a
> Stinger missile launcher. La-La & Po show how to grow Anthrax.
>
> 9.00 Shouts of Praise. More prayers.
>
> 11.00 Jihad's Army. The Kandahar-on-Sea battalion repulse another attack
> by evil, imperialist, Zionist backed infidels.
>
> 12.00 Ready, Steady, Shoot! Celebrities make lethal devices out of
> everyday objects.
>
> 12.30 Panoramadan. The programme reports on Americas attempts to take over
> the world.
>
> 13.30 Xena: Modestly dressed Housewife. Xena stays at home and does some
> cooking.
>
> 14.00 Only Fools and Camels. Dhal-Boy offloads some Chinese rocket
> launchers to Hamas.
>
> 14.30 Green Peter. The total of Kalashnikovs bought by the milk bottle top
> appeal is revealed.
>
> 15.00 Madrasah Challenge. Two more Islamic colleges meet. Bambah Kaskhain
> asks the questions.'Starter for ten, no praying.'
>
> 15.30 I Love 629. A look back at the events of the year, including ! ! the
> Prophet's entry into Mecca, and the destruction of pagan idols.
>
> 16.00 Question Time. Members of the public face questions from political
> and religious leaders.
>
> 17.00 Koranation Street. Deirdrie faces execution by stoning for adultery.
>
> 17.30 Middle-East Enders. The entire cast is jailed for unislamic
> behaviour.
>
> 18.00 Holiday. The team go on pilgrimage to Mecca. Again.
>
> 18.30 Top of the Prophets. Will the Koran be No.1 for the 63,728th week
> running?
>
> 19.00 Who wants to be a Mujahadin? Mahmoud Tarran asks the questions. Will
> contestants phone a mullah, go 'inshallah', or ask the Islamic council?
>
> 20.00 FILM: Shariah's Angels. The three burkha-clad sleuths go undercover
> to expose an evil scheme to educate women.
>
> 21.30 Big Brother. Who will be taken out of the house and executed this
> week?
>
> 22.30 Shahs in their Eyes. More hopefuls imitate famous destroyers of the
> infidel.
>
> 23.30 They think it's Allah over. Quiz culminating in the 'don't feel the
> Mullah' round.
>
> 0.00 When Imams attack. Amusing footage shot secretly in mosques. The
> filmers were also secretly shot.
>
> 12.30 a.m. The West Bank Show. Arts programme looking at anti-Israel
> graffiti art in the occupied territories.
>
> 1.30 Bhuffi the Infidel Slayer.
>
> 2.00 A book at bedtime. The Koran. Again

Wednesday, October 17, 2001

I love "Flawless" by The Ones. I got the CD single today and drove the office mental listening to it. It reminds me of myself, I am "Absolutely Flawless"

As you can see, I am in a great mood, it's been a great day, busy but productive and I loved it. I think the St Johns Wort is kicking in.

Later...
I have been spoken to harshly all the way from Australia, Why aren’t you blogging? I was asked, I am sorry, it’s been hectic at work and at home and that’s no excuse for ignoring all of you.

Although not much of any interest has happened in my life.

This weekend was OK, Friday was spent at The Royal Vauxhall Tavern, a salubrious establishment, of if you are from Stockwell, posh. It was Jason’s third year as “master of the house”. All the die-hards were there, I should know, as I am the president of the die-hard club. It never took off for me and I somehow found my way to Sub-Station and Dirty Dishes, strangely enough, all the die-hards followed suit. I don’t like the music at Sub-Station on a Friday, it’s all crashing dustbin lids and jangling chains.

Saturday saw us at Hope, a quiet Hope this time but fabulous, the music was great, the group we were with was slightly different than usual, including an heiress and a fireman (phoarr).

Sunday and NO Vauxhall, we went to Adrian, Cliff and Rob’s for a slap up Sunday roast instead. Lovely.

I want to know what the white powder that isn’t Anthrax that everyone is posting around the world is? Does anyone know?

Later…