Thursday, February 28, 2002

Oh and my old boss called and want's me back, why is it always feast or famile in my life.
We are off to see Monster Inc. tonight mainly because "us ladies wot go to the pictures once a week" are fed up with the angst of the last few oscar nominated movies. Also Dave is recovering from "a queen cold", you know the sort where you almost die and have multiple viruses and Adam is sulking coz the guy he manages didn't get the grammy he was nominated for. I think that an evening of popcorm tossing and coca-cola slurping will be the best medicine.
Well after 3 years of continuous minkering and a small countries (Columbia) gross domestic product later I have finally made Boyz magazine. And about time too.
My continued Star Watching:

Who should stroll past the shop today. Dustin Hoffman....and some tasty bit of crumpet (if you are into that sort of thing)

Beat that Jonno.

Wednesday, February 27, 2002

Hello Fellow Bloggers

Well after a very stressful few weeks, I can do an entry, so here goes.

The weekend was fun, I had survived an internet ban at work and being told that I upset the warehouse staff and reduce them to tears and steamed ahead to

Friday, went to the gym, (damn it has to start paying off soon) and treated myself to a sun bed. On the way home I dropped and smashed (or so I had thought) my phone and stormed in and took it all out on Wayne, we were heading up toDukes to meet Aussie Dave and by the time we got there were not talking, all thanks to my phone. Anyway a few lagers later and we made up, had a good time with the lads and even had our photo taken for Boyz, lets see if they print it.

On Saturday I worked in the showroom and was very excited to serve Alan Parker (THE Alan Parker) I am such a star fucker.

The Fridge was on but we didn’t go, We had mates from a certain Gay Community Chat Area (OK Gaydar) coming over and I must admit, the visit was a lot more fun. We had branded these two Action Man and The Prom King at the Vauxhall years ago and a good time was had by all (for hours)

On Sunday, Action Man, Prom King, Wayne and I headed up to the RVT and saw all of you singing at the top of your voices. I was misty eyed, it was beautiful. Ditto for Evergreen, trashy and fab but my personal fave right now is “I think were alone now”. Tiffany was such a one hit wonder. We only stayed till midnight and resisted the pull to the LA3.

Well, another week and I am having a better one you will all be pleased to hear. Went on a job interview, got invited to the second interview. Have had a load of rest, eating tons of fruit and being healthy in general. Will update on the "wicked" weekend as soon as time allows...
These are from a book called 'Disorder in the Court'.
> > >
> > > These are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken
> down
> > > and now published by court reporters - who had the torment of staying
> > calm
> > > while these exchanges were actually taking place.
> > > Some of these are excellent - don't miss the last one.
> > >
> > > Q: Are you sexually active?
> > > A: No, I just lie there.
> > >
> > > Q: What is your date of birth?
> > > A: July fifteenth.
> > > Q: What year?
> > > A: Every year.
> > >
> > > Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
> > > A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
> > >
> > > Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
> > > A: Yes.
> > > Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
> > > A: I forget.
> > > Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've
> > > forgotten?
> > >
> > > Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?
> > > A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
> > > Q: How long has he lived with you?
> > > A: Forty-five years.
> > >
> > > Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up
> that
> > > morning?
> > > A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
> > > Q: And why did that upset you?
> > > A: My name is Susan.
> > >
> > > Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo or
the
> > > occult?
> > > A: We both do.
> > > Q: Voodoo?
> > > A: We do.
> > > Q: You do?
> > > A: Yes, voodoo.
> > >
> > > Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep,
> > > he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
> > >
> > > Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?
> > >
> > > Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?
> > >
> > > Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
> > > A: Yes.
> > > Q: And what were you doing at that time?
> > >
> > > Q: She had three children, right?
> > > A: Yes.
> > > Q: How many were boys?
> > > A: None.
> > > Q:Were there any girls?
> > >
> > > Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
> > > A: By death.
> > > Q: And by whose death was it terminated?
> > >
> > > Q: Can you describe the individual?
> > > A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
> > > Q: Was this a male, or a female?
> > >
> > > Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition
notice
> > > which I sent to your attorney?
> > > A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
> > >
> > > Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
> > > A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
> > >
> > > Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
> > > A: Oral.
> > >
> > > Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
> > > A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
> > > Q: And Mr.. Dennington was dead at the time?
> > > A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an
> autopsy.
> > >
> > > Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
> > >
> > > Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a
pulse?
> > > A: No.
> > > Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
> > > A: No.
> > > Q: Did you check for breathing?
> > > A: No.
> > > Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began
> the
> > > autopsy?
> > > A: No.
> > > Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
> > > A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
> > > Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
> > > A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practising
law
> > > somewhere.
> > >